Show off your sense of humor (and your endless exhaustion) with the “I Am Retired in a Sense That I Was Tired Yesterday and I Am Tired Again Today” sweatshirt. Perfect for anyone who runs on sarcasm, coffee, and naps, this cozy piece is the ultimate way to embrace your tired-but-still-going attitude.
Crafted from a soft, warm cotton-blend with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s ideal for lazy weekends, casual outings, or just reminding people that yes, you’re tired—and no, it’s not going away anytime soon. Equal parts funny and relatable, this sweatshirt is a must-have for anyone who has perfected the art of being “retired” every single day.
Premium cotton-blend fabric for comfort and warmth
Relaxed unisex fit, perfect for everyday wear
Funny, relatable design for the perpetually tired
Great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who needs a nap
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
