Own your “graceful” moments with this hilarious tee! Featuring the bold phrase “I Am Not Clumsy I Did Not Trip and Fall I Attacked the Floor,” this shirt is perfect for anyone who refuses to admit defeat by gravity. It’s witty, sarcastic, and totally relatable for those of us who can turn a stumble into a battle victory.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this tee keeps you comfortable whether you’re walking, tripping—uh, attacking floors—or just lounging around. A great conversation starter and guaranteed laugh, it’s the ultimate shirt for anyone who can laugh at life’s little “oops” moments.
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit—looks great on everyone
Funny, sarcastic design for everyday wear
Perfect gift for clumsy friends (or those who claim they’re not)
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
