I Always Say ‘Morning’ Instead of ‘Good Morning’ If It Were Good, I’d Still Be Asleep Hoodie

For the people who greet the day with eye rolls instead of sunshine — this “I Always Say ‘Morning’ Instead of ‘Good Morning’ — If It Were Good, I’d Still Be Asleep” hoodie is the official uniform of non-morning humans everywhere.

Perfect for sleepy souls, late-night thinkers, and anyone whose first language before 10 AM is silence and caffeine, this hoodie delivers honesty, humor, and just a touch of attitude. Because mornings might be necessary, but enjoying them? Optional.

Soft, plush fabric for cozy, half-awake comfort
Unisex fit for night owls and snooze-button champions
Relatable humor for coffee lovers, chronic yawners, and those allergic to early cheerfulness
A great gift for anyone who believes mornings are a scam