Playful, honest, and just a little bit delusional — this “How Old I Am, My Body Knows But My Mind Refuses to Believe It” sweatshirt is for everyone who feels 25… until they stand up too fast. Perfect for the young-at-heart, sore-in-the-knees crowd who still believe age is just a number (and ibuprofen is a lifestyle).
Whether you’re stretching before sitting down, pretending to understand TikTok, or just laughing at how your back sounds like bubble wrap, this sweatshirt celebrates your timeless spirit and your body’s… creative protest.
• Cozy, soft fleece that loves comfort as much as naps
• Relaxed unisex fit for anyone aging gracefully — or sarcastically
• A witty gift for birthdays, milestone years, or anyone whose mind says “let’s party” and body says “let’s rest”
• Perfect for daily wear, lazy weekends, and every “I’m not old, just well-seasoned” moment
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
