This “He Flirts, I Investigate — Balance, Baby” hoodie is for the women who know that intuition and detective skills are part of the relationship package. Equal parts playful and savage, it’s perfect for the girlfriend who can go from chill to FBI mode in 0.3 seconds flat — all in the name of balance.
Whether you’re scrolling through clues, trusting your gut, or just laughing at your own investigative instincts, this hoodie celebrates your mix of sass, smarts, and self-awareness.
• Soft, cozy fleece for comfort during your next “research session”
• Relaxed unisex fit — cute, confident, and ready for mild interrogation duty
• Perfect for lounging, date nights, or casually reminding him you notice everything
• A hilarious gift for girlfriends who believe in equal parts love and detective work
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
