Turn up the sass and serve some truth with this “Why Buy the Cow When You Can Get the Milk for Free? Here’s an Update for You…” hoodie. Perfect for women with a bold sense of humor and zero tolerance for outdated sayings, this cheeky hoodie delivers laughs and attitude in equal measure.
Made from a soft, cozy cotton blend, it’s designed for comfort, confidence, and a touch of playful rebellion. Whether you’re out with friends or lounging at home, this hoodie is guaranteed to get a few double-takes — and even more laughs.
• Premium cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
• Unisex fit — relaxed, flattering, and effortlessly stylish
• Bold, hilarious design for women who say what everyone’s thinking
• Great gift for your sassy friends or anyone who loves a good comeback
• Perfect for casual wear, girls’ nights, or showing off your humor with flair
Because sometimes the truth hurts — but it’s a lot funnier when you wear it! 😏
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
