Start your day with a laugh in the “Every Morning I Announce to My Family That I’m Going Jogging, But Then I Don’t Go — It’s a Running Joke” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone who loves humor more than cardio, this tee turns procrastination into comedy gold.
Made from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s great for lounging, casual outings, or even pretending you’re about to jog. A must-have for anyone who appreciates a clever pun and prefers comfort over crunches.
Premium cotton for everyday wear
Classic unisex fit for ultimate comfort
Perfect blend of humor and honesty
Great gift for fitness lovers… or avoiders
| Size guide | 
S | 
M | 
L | 
XL | 
2XL | 
3XL | 
| Length (inches) | 
28 | 
29 | 
30 | 
31 | 
32 | 
33 | 
| Width (inches) | 
18 | 
20 | 
22 | 
24 | 
26 | 
28 | 
| Chest (inches) | 
34–37 | 
38–41 | 
42–45 | 
46–49 | 
50–53 | 
54–57 |