Serve sarcasm with a warning label in this dark‑humor T‑shirt that perfectly captures those why-are-you-like-this moments. Featuring the line “Ever Just Look at Someone and Think… This Idiot Is Going to Be the Reason I Go to Jail,” this design is all about exaggerated humor, not action—because sometimes thoughts are funnier when they stay thoughts.
Made for people with patience tested daily and a sense of humor sharp enough to cope, this tee turns frustration into laughter and attitude into style.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Classic fit that works with any casual look
• High-quality print that lasts wash after wash
• Perfect for sarcasm lovers, dark humor fans, and bold personalities
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
