Keep it real with the “Energy Dies Faster Than My Phone Battery — And I Don’t Recharge Easily” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who runs out of fuel long before the day is over, this tee captures the hilarious truth of low energy, low motivation, and a body that refuses to recharge on command.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for lazy days, long days, and every day in between—especially when your personal battery is permanently stuck at 5%.
• Premium cotton blend for everyday comfort
• Unisex fit that pairs effortlessly with any casual style
• Witty, relatable design for the chronically drained
• Perfect gift for friends who are tired… always
• Guaranteed to spark laughs from anyone surviving on minimal energy
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
