Unleash your inner detective with the “Don’t Test Me — I Watch Enough Crime Shows to Solve Anything” T-shirt. Designed for those who catch every clue, notice every detail, and aren’t afraid to call out nonsense before the credits roll, this tee celebrates the rare skill of solving problems like a pro—without ever leaving the couch.
It’s witty, fearless, and perfect for anyone whose binge-watching habits have honed their instinct for spotting trouble.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs effortlessly with any casual look
• A bold, sarcastic quote that captures your sharp, crime-show-fueled intuition
• Perfect for true crime fans, problem-solvers, and unapologetic truth-tellers
• Guaranteed to spark smirks, laughs, and “oh, I KNOW that person” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |