The “Don’t Piss This Old Cranky Woman Off” t-shirt is the perfect blend of sass, humor, and a little bit of dark comedy. Bold and unapologetic, this tee lets everyone know you’re not someone to mess with—you’ve got the attitude, the experience, and maybe even the trunk space to prove it. It’s a laugh-out-loud design that’s sure to get attention (and maybe a few nervous chuckles).
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt is comfortable enough for everyday wear—even when you’re plotting sarcastic revenge. Its unisex fit makes it great for anyone with a wicked sense of humor and a love for over-the-top jokes.
Super soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit that works for everyone
A funny, edgy tee for cranky women with attitude
Great gift for moms, grandmas, or friends who take no nonsense
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
