Don’t Piss Off Old People The Older We Get The Less Life in Prison Is a Deterrent T-Shirt

The “Don’t Piss Off Old People The Older We Get The Less Life in Prison Is a Deterrent” t-shirt is a perfect mix of humor and a little dark truth. Bold, funny, and slightly savage, it’s made for those who know that with age comes wisdom—and a lot less patience. This tee is sure to get laughs (and maybe a few nervous looks) wherever you wear it.

Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear while packing a punch with its message. With its unisex fit, it’s great for anyone who embraces aging with humor and a rebellious streak.

Soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit that works for everyone
A hilarious, edgy tee for people with a bold sense of humor
Great gift for dads, grandpas, or anyone who’s “too old to care”