Bring the laughs with this “Don’t Mess with Short Women — We Have to Stop on Counters to Get Stuff, Don’t Think We Can’t Hop on You Like a Spider Monkey” t-shirt! Perfect for the fierce, funny, and fearless short queens who might be small but definitely mighty.
This playful tee shows off your sass and confidence while keeping things comfy and casual — ideal for everyday wear, hanging out with friends, or just reminding people not to underestimate you!
Soft, breathable cotton blend for ultimate comfort
Unisex fit — flattering for all body types
Bold, funny statement that short girls everywhere can relate to
Perfect gift for your favorite petite powerhouse or yourself!
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
