Small in size, mighty in presence — this “Don’t Flatter Yourself, I Only Look Up To You Because I’m Short” sweatshirt delivers sarcasm with a side of charm. It’s the perfect cozy armor for anyone who’s tired of tall people assuming height equals superiority. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.
Made for the fun-sized, fearless, and fabulously bold, this sweater sets the record straight with humor and confidence. Whether you're embracing your compact greatness, shutting down egos, or just living your best short-and-sassy life, this sweatshirt does the talking (while you stay warm and unbothered).
Premium, comfort-soft fabric for snuggly all-day coziness
Relaxed unisex fit for short kings, short queens & tiny tornadoes of attitude
A hilarious and empowering wardrobe staple for the vertically gifted (in personality, obviously)
Perfect gift for the petite-but-powerful people who stand tall — spirit first, inches second
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
