This “Don’t Ask Me to Calm Down — This Is My Default Setting” hoodie is for the high-energy, high-attitude souls who run on passion, caffeine, and mild chaos. It’s not anger — it’s personality with extra volume. Perfect for anyone who’s tired of being told to “relax” when they’re simply existing at full power.
Whether you’re ranting, vibing, or just being your unapologetic self, this hoodie delivers your disclaimer loud and clear — no chill required.
• Soft, cozy fleece for comfort while living at maximum intensity
• Relaxed unisex fit for expressive, dramatic, and delightfully uncalm humans
• Ideal for casual wear, stressy days, or passionate storytelling sessions
• A perfect gift for friends who feel deeply and react loudly — unapologetically
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
