Keep the holiday wishes crystal clear with the “Dear Santa: Fat Bank Account, Skinny Body — Please Don’t Mix It Up Again Like Last Year” Sweatshirt. Because if you’re going to make a list, it might as well be specific. This design brings sharp humor and festive sarcasm together in one perfectly honest message.
Lighthearted, funny, and painfully relatable, it’s for anyone who enjoys Christmas with a side of realism and a lot of laughter.
• Comfortable, easy-wear fabric made for the season
• Casual unisex fit that works for lounging or holiday outings
• Straightforward, humorous holiday message
• Ideal for parties, gift exchanges, or anyone with very clear priorities
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
