Funny, cheeky, and holiday-ready. The “Dear Santa, All I Want Is a Fat Bank Account and a Skinny Body—Please Don’t Mix It Up Again Like Last Year” t-shirt is a playful twist on holiday wishlists. Perfect for anyone who loves a little humor with their festive spirit—and isn’t shy about dreaming big.
Made for those with a witty sense of humor and holiday attitude, this tee blends comfort with a playful personality—because even Santa deserves a laugh.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a fun, casual vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual holiday wear, funny Christmas gifts, or gifting to someone who appreciates sass and seasonal cheer
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
