Give everyone a laugh while perfectly capturing your current life crisis with the “Can’t Decide If I Need a Hug, an XL Coffee, 96 Glasses of Wine, or Two Weeks of Sleep” T-shirt — the ultimate tee for anyone who lives somewhere between exhausted, overwhelmed, and hilariously unbothered. This shirt sums up that universal feeling of needing… well, all of the above.
It’s relatable, witty, and effortlessly chaotic — ideal for anyone whose coping mechanisms range from caffeine to cuddles to questionable amounts of wine.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit for easy, everyday wear
• A funny, relatable quote for tired adults everywhere
• Perfect for work, errands, lazy days, or surviving life in general
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “same, honestly” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
