By the time you hit 50, life has a way of gifting you some “essentials”—and no, we’re not talking about financial security. This “By Age 50 You Should Have $10 in Your Bank Account, a Bad Relationship Story, Back Pain, and Anxiety” t-shirt is a hilarious, brutally honest take on midlife reality.
Relatable, witty, and just the right mix of sarcasm and truth, this tee is perfect for anyone who’s earned their life experience the hard way. Whether you’re swapping stories with friends, laughing at the aches that come with age, or just embracing the chaos with humor, this shirt says it all.
Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit that flatters every shape (and every stage of midlife)
Great for casual wear, lounging, or reliving questionable life choices
A funny and thoughtful gift for birthdays, over-the-hill parties, or just because
Bold, sarcastic, and guaranteed to get knowing laughs from fellow “seasoned” souls
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
