Witty, refined, and ruthlessly honest — this “Brevity Is the Soul of Wit… And Yet You’re Still Talking” sweatshirt is for the ones who appreciate clever conversation, not endless chatter. Designed for sharp minds, dry humor lovers, and anyone who values quality over quantity — especially when it comes to words.
Whether you're silently begging someone to wrap it up, dropping intellectual shade with style, or just reminding the world that smarter doesn’t mean louder, this sweatshirt delivers sophistication with a perfectly timed sting.
Premium, cozy fabric for smart comfort and smart humor
Unisex fit for thinkers, sarcasm pros, and verbal minimalists
A clever, classy sweatshirt for those who speak when it matters — and smirk when it doesn’t
Perfect gift for book lovers, wit warriors, and anyone allergic to long-winded nonsense
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
