Darkly humorous, bold, and just the right amount of unhinged. The “Blood Stains Are Red, Ultraviolet Lights Are Blue — I Watch Enough Murder Shows, They’ll Never Find You” sweatshirt is a clever blend of true-crime obsession and sarcastic wit. Perfect for fans who know their forensics a little too well.
Made for cozy nights, binge-watching marathons, and anyone with a love for dark humor, this sweatshirt delivers warmth and laughs in equal measure—because knowing too much can be kind of comforting.
• Soft, cozy fleece for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a laid-back, confident feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, true-crime binges, or gifting to your favorite murder-show addict
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
