Add a touch of dark humor to your wardrobe with this “Blood Stains Are Red, Ultraviolet Lights Are Blue, I Watch Enough Murder Shows — They’ll Never Find You” hoodie. Perfect for true crime lovers with a wicked sense of humor, this hoodie is equal parts cozy and creepy — in the funniest way possible.
Made from a soft, durable cotton-blend fabric, it keeps you warm while showing off your love for sarcasm, mystery, and maybe a little bit of chaos.
• Premium cotton-poly blend for comfort and long-lasting wear
• Unisex fit — relaxed, cozy, and flattering for everyone
• Funny and darkly witty design for true crime fans and sass queens
• Great gift for murder show addicts, mystery lovers, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh
• Ideal for lounging, casual outings, or your next true crime marathon
Because who needs roses and poetry when you’ve got sarcasm and “killer” humor? 🔪😏
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
