For the true crime junkies. The “Blood Spatter Is Red, Luminol Shines Blue, I Watch Enough Crime Shows — They’ll Never Find You” t-shirt is witty, edgy, and just the right amount of creepy. Perfect for fans of murder mysteries, forensic shows, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor that borders on the dark side.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee keeps you comfortable while serving up a killer punchline. Wear it to binge-watch your favorite series, hang out with friends, or just freak people out (in the funniest way).
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for casual everyday wear
Bold, dark-humor design for crime show enthusiasts
Great gift for true crime fans or anyone with a wicked sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
