Turn heads and spark laughs with this “Being Kissed While You’re Asleep Is One of the Purest Forms of Love—Unless You’re in Prison” t-shirt. Equal parts sweet and savage, this tee is perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor and a love for clever one-liners.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s designed for everyday comfort whether you’re lounging at home, hanging out with friends, or making people laugh everywhere you go. A hilarious gift idea for anyone who appreciates edgy humor.
Soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit for men and women
Great for casual wear, social outings, or gifting
A bold, funny design for people with a twisted sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
