Keep your humor dark and your style cozy with this “Being Kissed While You’re Asleep Is One of the Purest Forms of Love — Unless You’re in Prison” hoodie. Perfect for those who appreciate a clever twist on sweet sentiments, this hoodie blends warmth, wit, and just the right amount of mischief.
Made from a soft, comfortable cotton blend, it’s ideal for lounging, layering, or getting laughs wherever you go. Whether you’re out with friends or just showing off your sense of humor, this hoodie is guaranteed to turn heads and spark smiles.
• Premium cotton-poly blend for softness and durability
• Unisex fit — relaxed, cozy, and easy to style
• Hilarious design for fans of sarcastic, edgy humor
• Great gift for friends who love unexpected punchlines
• Perfect for casual wear, chilly days, or spreading laughter
Because sometimes, love is pure — and sometimes, it’s a felony.
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
