Some advice before you run your mouth. This “Before You Gossip About Me, Tub Ya Coooch and Sniff Ya Hand Sis, You Got Bigger Fish to Fry” t-shirt is savage, funny, and straight to the point.
Perfect for anyone with zero patience for drama, this tee is a hilarious way to shut down the gossip squad before they even get started. Wear it with pride, attitude, and maybe a smirk—it’s guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit—great for men and women
Perfect for casual wear, lounging, or keeping the haters in check
A bold gift for outspoken friends or anyone who thrives on sass
Funny, fearless, and unapologetically real
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
