Turn up the sass — and keep it clearly tongue-in-cheek — with this “Back Off — I’ve Got Enough to Deal With Today Without Having to Make Your Death Look Like an Accident” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor and zero patience for nonsense, this bold tee delivers the ultimate “don’t test me” vibe while making it obvious it’s all sarcasm.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfy for everyday wear and guaranteed to get a reaction (and a laugh) from the right crowd.
• Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort and durability
• Unisex fit — relaxed, flattering, and easy to style
• Bold, edgy design for fans of dark, sarcastic humor (tongue-in-cheek, not literal)
• Great gag gift for friends with a savage sense of humor
• Perfect for casual wear, nights out, or when you need people to give you space
Because some days you just want to be left alone — and say it with style.
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
