Show off your dark sense of humor with the “Back Off I’ve Got Enough to Deal With Today Without Having to Make Your Death Look Like an Accident” t-shirt. Perfect for those days when patience is running low, this sarcastic tee delivers your mood loud and clear without saying a word.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear—whether you’re at work, running errands, or just warning people to keep their distance. A hilarious gift idea for anyone with a short fuse and a sharp wit.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, great for casual everyday style
Sarcastic and bold—perfect for making a statement
Great gag gift for friends, family, or coworkers with a wicked sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
