Bring the laughs everywhere you go with the “At My Age I’m Not a Snack — I’m a Happy Meal” T-shirt — the perfect tee for anyone who’s grown, confident, and rocking a sense of humor that only gets better with age. This shirt flips the idea of being a “snack” into something even more iconic: a whole Happy Meal, complete with personality, surprises… and yes, the kids that came with life.
It’s cheeky, charming, and unapologetically real — ideal for anyone who embraces their age with humor, confidence, and a little grown-up mischief.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit for effortless everyday style
• A playful, bold quote that turns age into a punchline
• Perfect for parties, casual outings, or anywhere you want instant laughs
• Guaranteed to spark smiles, snorts, and “I need that shirt!” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |