Clarity? Never heard of her. This “Are We Drunk? Yes. No. Bitch! We Might Be.” hoodie is for those nights (or days — no judgment) when the line between tipsy, confident, and questionable decisions gets deliciously blurry.
Perfect for party legends, brunch warriors, and anyone who laughs louder after the second drink. Whether you’re out with friends, reliving your best bad ideas, or just embracing your chaotic energy, this hoodie keeps the mood light, loud, and a little bit reckless.
• Cozy, soft fabric for post-party comfort and next-day recovery
• Relaxed unisex fit for hangovers, high spirits, and happy disasters
• Ideal for weekend rebels, fun seekers, and certified hot messes
• A hilarious gift for besties, drinking buddies, and anyone who lives for “we might be” moments
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
