Celebrate the chaos of parenthood with the “And Then One Day We Decided We Were Tired of Living in a Clean House, Sleeping In, and Doing Whatever We Wanted — So We Had Kids” sweatshirt. Funny, relatable, and oh-so-true, this cozy sweatshirt perfectly captures the bittersweet reality of trading freedom for family life.
Crafted from a soft, premium cotton-blend fleece, it’s designed to keep you warm and comfortable through the beautiful mess of parenting — from early mornings to endless toy cleanups. Ideal for moms and dads who wouldn’t trade the chaos for anything (well… maybe a nap).
• Soft, cozy cotton-blend fleece for warmth and comfort
• Unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear
• Funny and relatable design for parents everywhere
• Great gift for moms, dads, or anyone deep in the parenting trenches
• Perfect for family outings, relaxed weekends, or surviving another sleepless night
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
