Let your “zero-care energy” shine with the “Almost Pulled a Muscle Trying to Give AF” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of not stressing over nonsense, this tee blends humor, attitude, and pure relatable vibes. It’s the ideal way to express exactly how exhausting it can be to pretend to care when you absolutely don’t.
Lighthearted, bold, and guaranteed to get knowing laughs, this shirt is made for people who prioritize peace, sanity, and selective effort.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs easily with jeans, shorts, or joggers
• A witty, sarcastic quote that sums up your mood perfectly
• Great for casual outings, weekend wear, or workdays that test your patience
• Sure to spark smiles, nods, and “same here” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
