Savage, relatable, and painfully accurate. The “After 50, You’re Like an Old Phone Battery” T-shirt delivers humor that hits a little too close to home. Perfect for anyone who knows that even a full night of charging doesn’t guarantee 100% anymore, this tee turns aging into a badge of honor—with attitude.
Designed for sarcasm lovers, over-50 legends, and anyone who embraces getting older with humor, this shirt blends everyday comfort with a statement that says exactly what everyone’s thinking.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a laid-back feel
• High-quality print made to last
• Perfect for casual wear, birthdays, or gifting someone who’s proudly “running on 60%”
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
