Keep it creepy (and cozy) with the “A Walk in the Woods Helps Me Relax and Release Tension — The Fact That I’m Dragging a Body Behind Me Should Be Irrelevant” sweatshirt. Perfect for fans of dark humor and sarcasm, this sweatshirt turns a peaceful nature walk into a hilariously suspicious activity.
Crafted from a soft, warm cotton blend, it’s ideal for lounging, layering, or giving everyone around you a good laugh (and maybe a little concern).
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for everyday casual wear
A bold, darkly humorous design for those who love twisted wit
Great gift for true crime fans or anyone with a wicked sense of humor
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
